Just because I bought something from you once and gave you my email, doesn’t mean we’re besties. Stop sending me stuff! Friday is tax day. I’ll be paying mine. Will you? Charging the same amount for a t-shirt as you…
Category: 25 Things
25 Things That Make Me Angry
People talking on cell phones behind the wheel. The fact that Target recently had racks and racks of tutu dresses for toddler girls but no windbreakers for toddler boys. ATM fees. Ticketmaster fees, especially for printing out my own tickets…
25 Books I Love
Angela’s Ashes by Frank McCourt America: A Guide to Democracy Inaction by the Daily Show writers Bitter is the New Black by Jen Lancaster (all of her books really) Autobiography of an Execution by David R. Dow The Paper Bag…
25 Things I Never Said Before I Was A Parent
Do you need to poop? Don’t bite your coat. Couches aren’t for jumping. Don’t lick the window of the Metro. Don’t lick the counter at Johnny Rockets. Don’t lick the playground. Don’t lick the snot off your face, let Mommy…
25 Things That Make Me Really Happy
The random things C says when he first wakes up in the morning Cadbury Caramel Eggs The cover of Synpathy for the Devil by Jane’s Addiction Finishing a level of Angry Birds Watching C and my nephew interact on Skype…
25 Things I Don’t Care About At All
I realize that this post seems silly and trivial in light of the earthquake that hit Japan overnight. I will soon be posting links to relief agencies you can support if you wish to help those affected. Meanwhile, here’s a…
25 Insults
I’m kind of into this “making lists” thing so here’s a look at some insults that I think are really get the point across. Note to people who dislike swearing: This is not the list for you. Actually, this may…
25 Faintly Bitchy Opinions
I proposed this post on Twitter and people seemed to think it was a good idea. I’m sure something on here will offend someone but I think the Not Offending People ship has sailed for me. Enjoy! I automatically assume…
25 Things About Me
I don’t have any subjects burning a hole in my brain right now so I thought I’d engage in a little blog-sturbation and just talk about myself. Enjoy! Or ignore! Your choice. 1) Once, a gay Republican described my appearance…
