I’m kind of into this “making lists” thing so here’s a look at some insults that I think are really get the point across.
Note to people who dislike swearing: This is not the list for you. Actually, this may not be the blog for you.
Note to my Mom: I do not call people these things to their face. You raised me better than that.
- Tubby bitch (credit to Kevin Smith in Mallrats)
- Toolshed (Credit to the guy in college who was such a tool that his hallmates started calling him Toolshed)
- Turd burger
- Cognitive black hole
- Douche nozzle
- Inbred gap-toothed holler-fuck (credit to Adrienne at No Points for Style)
- Twat waffle
- Dick snacker (adapted from the brilliant “fuck-off” variant “Go snack on a bowl full of dicks” from Amy at Pregnant Chicken)
- Mental midget
- Genetic coding error
- Creep spawn
- Shit for brains
- Psycho hose beast (credit to Wayne’s World)
- Cock-smoking asshat
- Scum-sucking bottom feeder
- Loogie licker
- Flaming poopyhead
- Uncle fucker (Credit to Matt Stone and Trey Parker of South Park)
- Bella Swan