Banning previews for other DVDs on kids DVDs. Banning Ke$ha. Total elimination of private financing of political campaigns. Prohibiting stores from putting up holiday decorations more than four weeks before the holiday. Banning the “Christmas Shoes” song. Forcing the Redskins…
Category: 25 Things
25 Reality Shows I Would Totally Watch
Real World: Supreme Court (This is what happens when the Justices stop being polite) Gay Bridezillas The Really Simple Life where the Kardashians go live like the Amish House Hunters Section 8 where a single mom on welfare tries to…
25 Things I’ve Done Today Instead of Writing
The problem is not subject matter I have great ideas for posts here and for my column at the Washington Times Communities. The problem is the fact that they are buried in my head and need to be extracted one…
25 Guilty Pleasures
Chef Boy-R-Dee ravioli Looking at the gunk on a Biore pore strip when you peel it off Wearing bright colored eye-shadow Toddlers and Tiaras Cheez-Its Reruns of Charmed Gossip magazines Katy Perry The 40 Year Old Virgin Vampire books Pringles…
25 Good Government Mandates
Yesterday, I read this little gem from Sarah Palin in the Washington Post. “In my opinion any mandate coming from government is not a good thing,” Palin told reporters outside Bunker Hill in Massachusetts, the latest stop on her whirlwind…
25 Things To Do On May 22 If The Rapture Comes On May 21
Loot a liquor store. Point and laugh at left-behind Fred Phelps. Sadly ponder all the missed opportunities to follow Kirk Cameron’s advice about salvation. Three words: Coed. Naked. Twister. Learn to use sulfur fumes in molecular gastronomy. Party at the…
25 Things I Would Like To Be Eating Right Now
Double Stuf Oreos with milk Ben and Jerry’s Chubby Hubby Fries from Thrashers in Rehoboth Beach, DE Fries from In’n’Out Burger Fries from Five Guys The tiramisu I got in Florence in 2003 Chef Boy Ar Dee Ravioli Wegman’s chocolate…
25 Things You Probably Won’t Hear At The Royal Wedding
My cousin had that same wedding dress! Did you get it at David’s one-day sale? Where are the couple registered? Hello, Mr. Trump. We’re so glad you could come. Did anyone remember to call the paper to place the wedding…
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25 Things To See In DC
I have two posts today. This one, with a lot of my favorite local things listed. And another one that’s a totally snotty list of things I wish I could say when tourists are particularly rude or clueless. That one…
