So. In my quest for entertaining books to review for you here, I started on a hunt for Kendra Wilkinson’s book. I thought it would be perfect for a light, summertime review. And some, you know, snark. But my library…
Category: Letters to Famous People
Mama Kat’s Writer’s Workshop: Mel Gibson is A Douchebag
Mama Kat is simply FORCING me to do this post. FORCING. Against my better judgment. But here goes… 1.) Choose a headline from The Today Show website and write up an opinion post based on the story you chose. Well.…
Letter to Lindsay Lohan
Dear Lindsay Lohan, Girl. First of all, go get some nail polish remover, wipe that cuss word off you middle finger, and then get your pathetic butt back here so we can talk. Thank you. Much better. Lindsay, I’m going…
Letter to Kate Gosselin
Many thanks to Twitter Pal @FamilySizedFun for tipping me off to the recent alterations to Kate Gosselin’s face and inspiring this post. Dear Kate, Can I call you Kate? How about Katie. Or Kath. Or Miss Kitty. I want to…
Letter to Miley Cyrus
Dear Miley, Let’s get right to the point. You. Are. Not. All. That. Am I being clear? Good. Because let’s get real, kiddo, you’re a 17 year-old girl of moderate talent who got picked up by Disney because you’re related…
Hey Rabbi! I AM SQUARING UP ON YOU!
UPDATED: Apparently, the article that caused me to breathe fire and vomit pea soup was from 2006. Which does not absolve him because as far as I know there has been no Universal Clemency From Douche-Baggery 2006 Edition granted. However,…
Mama Kat’s Writers Workshop: A Letter to the Gores
It’s Thursday so here we go with the latest from Mama Kat! 3.) What current event do you feel strongly about? Write an opinion post! I have lots of really big, loud, messy opinions on current events so picking one…
Lauren Conrad’s Novel: It Has A Title But I Don’t Care Enough To Remember It.
Because I love you all so very much, I sometimes take it upon myself to do things are gross, repugnant, and totally weird simply for the purpose of entertaining you. Case in point, my reviews of the Twilight saga. What’s…
Letter to What’s-Her-Name? You Know…Heidi Montag!
Dear Heidi Montag, Who are you? No, seriously. Who are you? I’ve read about a million stories about your FFF-cup fake boobs but I’m still not entirely sure why they were newsworthy. Unless the story was titled “Stupidly Big Fake…
Tori Spelling’s Mommywood: More of MY STori
Those of you who tune in regularly here, probably read about my long, occasionally, stormy relationship with Tori Spelling last week. So, you know that while I feel like Tori and I are solid right now, I also know that…
