UPDATED: Apparently, the article that caused me to breathe fire and vomit pea soup was from 2006. Which does not absolve him because as far as I know there has been no Universal Clemency From Douche-Baggery 2006 Edition granted. However, I will give him some credit for trying to explain himself and being willing to explain himself again four years later when another round of moms lines up to lambaste him. I wish I could give him credit for writing a thoughtful apology that evidences careful consideration of his positions and/or how he portrayed them but I don’t think he did. I think he got defensive and explained his reasoning by accusing his readers of stupidity. You can draw your own conclusions. I’ve drawn mine and they end with “Not reading anything more form that guy, thanks!”.
OK, I do not really know anything about this Rabbi Schmuley person but I just read this article and I am looking for his ass so I can plant my foot squarely on it.
I am trembling with anger because this man, this non-birth giving creature had the unmitigated GALL to talk about a “mere birth canal” (emphasis mine). Mere? MERE? The gateway of life is MERE? So, Rabbi, I assume you will not be offended when I start referring to your penis as a MERE sperm dispenser? A mere turkey baster substitute? A mere alternative to a fucking vibrator, which I would happily spend the rest of my life using rather than sleep with a man who only respects my body if I dedicate it entirely to his pleasure and not to the myriad other amazing functions for which it was created?????
Hey Rabbi! Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
That is all.