Remember back in the 1990s when you and your roommate and her boyfriend would turn off the phone, pop some popcorn and settle in to watch the X-Files for an hour on Sunday night, even though the gross ones really…
Author: Rebekah Kuschmider
I'm a mother with an over-developed sense of irreverence, ADD, socialist tendencies and a blog. All my opinions are entirely my own and not representative of anything officially sanctioned by my political party, my mother, or arbiters of common sense and good taste.
To Do List: Vote
Hi! I’m back! Really back, not like last week where I wasn’t really back but I was blogging anyway because my head was bursting at the seams from all the input the world was forcing upon me. I’m gonna be…
Special Saturday Announcement Post: Sister Wives!
You know how you start a blog and go on Twitter and meet another mom who has started a blog and you Tweet and email and IM all the time because she inconveniently lives in Texas and you realize you’re…
On Weight
Yeah, I totally suck at this “break from blogging” thing, huh? So there’s an article in Marie Claire that’s making the rounds and stirring up all kinds of emotions. The central question in it is, is a tv show about…
Oh HELL No
OK, I know I’m in the middle of a break from blogging but my goddamn head is about to explode here and I can’t not write today. Here’s the deal. I came out a while ago as a commie pinko…
Downtime
Hey y’all. I’m feeling a little fried, a little overdone. I love using my words here but, lately, I don’t think my words are very good. I’ve got a lot to say and a lot of ideas but everything’s kind…
Operation Kardashian Take 2
A couple of weeks ago, I sent a letter to the publicity department of the publishing house that producing the upcoming book Kardashian Konfidential. I want this book. A lot. Moreover I want this book for free because I’m sure…
Beauty Top Down: Microdermabrasion
Knock knock. Who’s there? Your late 30s! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s totally not funny. I won’t lie, I lucked out in the skin department. My complexion has always been pretty good. Sure, I fell victim to the occasional hormone-related break-out but I…
What I’m Watching: Sister Wives
I am obsessed with Sister Wives on TLC. I wasn’t sure I was going to watch that show because I’m not sure polygamy is a super-good idea and maybe we shouldn’t glorify it, right? But who am I kidding? I…
Football Food: Black Bean Dip
The first thing I learned about mothering I learned from this dip. It was many years ago and I wasn’t even thinking of having kids yet. But my good friend P was not only thinking about it, she was doing…
