Sometimes I have little ideas that don’t amount to a whole post on their own. I like to save them up and present them all at once so you all can be bothered by the same passel of half-baked ideas…
Author: Rebekah Kuschmider
I'm a mother with an over-developed sense of irreverence, ADD, socialist tendencies and a blog. All my opinions are entirely my own and not representative of anything officially sanctioned by my political party, my mother, or arbiters of common sense and good taste.
Why Are Men In Charge?
For many years, I have questioned why men are in charge. I mean, this is a gender that will pay extra for chicken wings if they’re served by a woman in a tight t-shirt. They can’t touch the woman. She’s…
25 Insults
I’m kind of into this “making lists” thing so here’s a look at some insults that I think are really get the point across. Note to people who dislike swearing: This is not the list for you. Actually, this may…
Kiss on the Cheek/Kiss My Ass
Sometimes the news hands me two stories that dovetail beautifully and create the yin and yang of a topic. This week gave me one such convergence and provided me with a perfect start to a new periodic feature I thought…
Cop Out
Sometimes the words just come. Sometimes I have endless things to say, opinions to voice, thoughts to convey. Sometimes the world turns and events transpire and I can’t help but comment. And sometimes I’m just a chick with access to…
Letters to the People At the Oscars
Dear Anne Hathaway, I think we could be really good friends if you would stop trying to be Gracie Allen to James Franco’s deeply stoned George Burns. Please insist on better writing next time you host something so I can…
A Woman’s Place…
As we fall deeper into 2011, or as I’m now going to call it, the Year of the Spending Cut, we’re seeing increasingly histrionic arguments on both sides of the aisle. Republicans are being accused of declaring war on women.…
Stop With The Violent Talk, Already!
The cock-smoking asshats are on the march again. Remember last fall when I went into a profound mental fugue state over some jackwad who stomped on a woman’s head at a political event because he liked one candidate and she…
Teacher, Teach Thyself
Did you all hear about this teacher who had a blog and wrote nasty stuff about her students? And got caught? And is currently suspended? Yeah. From what I can tell, she liked to blog snarky stuff about her high-school…