We’ve all been there, right? The kid or kids are out of control, you’ve lost the ability to halt or help the tantrums, you’re ready to capitulate to any demand, even one for a pony that will live and poop…
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Olympic fever
Last night I came up to our office to do a little noodling around on the interwebs. I found the Great Guy I Married ensconced in out nursing-glider-turned-tv-and-video-game-chair, his PS2 arrayed before him, clicking happily away on one of those…
Do you hear that?
Can you hear it? Me neither because there’s nothing to hear because I’m alone in my house! Bliss! Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to use this valuable alone time to read about how Chynna Phillips had to check…
My Son the Yenta
Me: Who’s my cute boy?C.: Daddy!
Random Thought
Have you ever gotten so tired of devoting large portions of your valuable weekend time to vacuuming up cat hair that you’ve contemplated shaving the cat? What? You haven’t? Oh. Ha ha. Me neither. I was just kidding.
They sell those where?
I got a cool-looking catalog in the mail last night. Or rather, the lady who used to own our house got it but I didn’t think she’d mind if I flipped through it and it said “Lady Who Used To…
Six Degrees of Mommy
I have a BA in Theatre (useful, doncha think? But college was soooooo fun for me!) and an MA in Arts Policy and Administration (the “policy” and “aministration” parts of that degree have been pretty handy, actually). I have over…
This post uses the word “penis”.
When the doctors held up a screaming baby in the c-section room and said “It’s a boy!”, I did not fully comprehend what that meant. I was too busy listening incredulously as the youngest doctor I had ever seen since…
A shout-out to a Broke Foodie
My friend JLS has this amazing cooking site called Broke Foodie. She has all kinds of cool recipes and cost-saving tips. She’s all gourmet and stuff, which impresses the heck outta me. Anyway, check her out ’cause she rocks. http://brokefoodie.com/
First World Problems
I am related, through marriage, to brilliant Nerdcore Rapper MC Frontalont. What is Nerdcore you ask? It’s rap. About nerdy stuff. Seriously, it’s a whole genre with a devoted following. You’ve just never heard of it because you don’t play…
