Author: Rebekah Kuschmider

I'm a mother with an over-developed sense of irreverence, ADD, socialist tendencies and a blog. All my opinions are entirely my own and not representative of anything officially sanctioned by my political party, my mother, or arbiters of common sense and good taste.

Talking Guns And Playdates

Last winter, American parents were rocked by the horrific shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School that left 20 children dead. Since then, many of us have struggled with a sense of unease about how to balance the safety of children…

Another Gun Safety Rant

Almost two weeks ago, Renisha McBride knocked on a door of a stranger’s house in the middle of the night. The homeowner shot her in the face with a shotgun. Renisha McBride, 19, is dead. Yesterday, three teens were shot,…

In Praise of Earmarks

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This is going to sound weird but I’m finding myself missing former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay lately. Not his politics, naturally. Or his near-criminal fundraising methods. No, what I miss was his ability to get things done. His nickname…

25 Ways We Could Settle The Government Shutdown and Debt Limit Crisis

  Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock. Potato sack races. Supermarket sweep using WIC vouchers. Obama-Boehner twerk-off. Cantor-Biden twerk-off. Bo-McConnell twerk-off. Final Jeopardy-style question on the topic “Famous Compromises”. Arm wrestling. Putin referees. Boehner and Obama each try Anna Kendrick’s “Cups” routine and the one…

If The Tea Party Wrote An Obamacare FAQ

Q. I want to sign up for Obamacare. What will it cost? A. Your soul. Q. I like my current doctor. Can I still see him/her under Obamacare? A. No. You may choose from a pre-approved list of doctors including…

Gun Use By The Numbers

There are approximately 300,000,000 guns owned by private citizens in America. 11,000 of those guns will be used in a homicide. 19,000 of those guns will be used in a suicide. 600 of those guns will accidentally kill  person. 78,000…

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