To the jackass teenager who decided it would be fun to cling to the outside of the metro doors, Sipdey style, while the train was moving, thus prompting me to shout “Get off that train!” at the top of my…
Author: Rebekah Kuschmider
I'm a mother with an over-developed sense of irreverence, ADD, socialist tendencies and a blog. All my opinions are entirely my own and not representative of anything officially sanctioned by my political party, my mother, or arbiters of common sense and good taste.
A Letter to Sandra Bullock
Dear Sandy, May I call you Sandy? I feel like I should be able to call you Sandy. I want to tell you that I am totally behind you right now. I have your back. Because? You are so great.…
Mama Kat’s Writers Workshop Tattoo Edition
to enter the Modern Bird Studios custom art giveaway! *** Mama Kat has outdone herself this week. How I can I resist the opportunity to write about tattoos? (No, Dad, I’m not seriously considering another tattoo. Yes, I am aware…
I want to be…alone…
to enter the Modern Bird Studios custom art giveaway! *** Dear Large Chain Grocery Store, I would like to comment on a recent change to your customer service philosophy that I have noticed. Or should I say, it has been…
Giveaway (DC area): 4 Tix to the Swamp Stomp Boogie
The fabulous folks at the Curiosity Zone in Vienna, VA have invited me to join them at Jammin’ Java on Saturday for a live Science You Can Sing To concert! And they want you to come on down too! This…
I’m on DC Metro Moms today!
Hey y’all! It’s like all DC, all the time here today! I have a post up about the DC public schools over at DC Metro Moms! Check it out!
My Favorite DC Things
to enter the Modern Bird Studios custom art giveaway! *** Recently, a couple of people have asked me for recommendations of fun stuff to do on a DC trip. That made me happy because they didn’t qualify the query with…
Weekend Adventure: Mommyland After Dark
to enter the Modern Bird Studios custom art giveaway! *** I have been to Mommyland. And I will never be the same. As you might recall, the ever-so-fabulous Kate and Lydia of Rants from Mommyland invited me to participate in…
So Grateful Sunday: We Give Books
to enter the Modern Bird Studios custom art giveaway! *** As those of you who’ve been reading here for a while know, I love philanthropy. I also love books (Twilight notwithstanding). I also have a soft spot for kids. So,…
I’m going to Mommyland!
to enter the Modern Bird Studios custom art giveaway! *** Tonight, tonight! Won’t be just any night! Tonight doo doo doo da doo dee dahhh!!! (I don’t really know the lyrics to this song) Tonight I am meeting Lydia and…
