Some of you may have followed the saga of me trying to get my hands on a free copy of Sliding Into Home by Kendra Wilkinson with Jon Warech, a real professional writer who I hope got paid a LOT…
Author: Rebekah Kuschmider
I'm a mother with an over-developed sense of irreverence, ADD, socialist tendencies and a blog. All my opinions are entirely my own and not representative of anything officially sanctioned by my political party, my mother, or arbiters of common sense and good taste.
Advice Guru to the Stars, Right Here!
WELL! It appears that I am replacing Dr. Phil as the go-to source for celebrity advice. Oh yes. It’s true. Exhibit A: Last week I wrote a scathing letter to Kourtney Kardashian in which I informed her in no uncertain…
Mama Kat’s Writer’s Workshop: Time Out!
Well. Mama Kat just gave me permission to be super-lazy! 2.) If you were put in “time out”, where would you want to be placed and why? I actually wrote about my ideal image of Mommy Time Out but I…
Home Alone
The Scene: My house, a couple of months ago Great Guy: There’s a 10-day trip to Africa in August. I’d like to go if my boss gives the ok. Me: Africa? Um, ok. But that’s far. And long. Great Guy:…
Tuesday Bonus Post
I have an awesome friend, M, who used to work with me. We got married and pregnant within a few weeks of each other and bonded for life over things like taco cravings and husbands who retreat to the bed…
Beauty Top Down: Weight Loss
Dear Mouth: This is Butt talking. You better check yo’self befo’ you wreck yo’self! What’s that? What did you say? Oh, I can’t hear you because you’re stuffed too full of M&Ms! You piggy-pig-pig. Look, you are making me look…
Letter to Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston
Dear Bristol and Levi, Jeez, you poor kids never stood a chance did you? Let’s set aside recent history. The US Magazine cover story that took the place of a personal announcement to your families of your reconciliation. The erupting…
Almost Famous
Well! This week has been so fabulous that it requires its own wrap up! First, an update on the status of the Kendra Wilkinson book quest: Her agent gave me the name of a publicist…who did not handle Kendra’s book…
Mama Kat’s Writer’s Workshop: Woodland Creatures Edition
Mama Kat is making me write poetry again. I think it’s punishment for when I accused her of stalking me last week. 2.) Write a poem for your furry friend. Ah, but which furry friend? Could I write an elegy…
Letter to Kourtney Kardashian
Dear Kourtney, Girl. Get. The fuck. Away. From Scott. Listen. Lady, I’ve watched your shows for a long time. I’ve watched Scott survive a bunch of near-misses where he appeared to be cheating but had an excuse, when he was…
