Girl. Get. The fuck. Away. From Scott.
Listen. Lady, I’ve watched your shows for a long time. I’ve watched Scott survive a bunch of near-misses where he appeared to be cheating but had an excuse, when he was an ass but talked his way out of it, when he sucked but you forgave him. I cheered when you dumped his pompous ass. And I was shocked but not terribly surprised when you took him back. Then he knocked you up. Which was just waiting to happen. You’d been pretty frank about your inability to properly use birth control and nothing about Scott screams “I like condoms!” so it was probably only a matter of time.
I watched him get a larger and larger role on your shows, get more and more attention and in the process he’s become more and more of a douche. In fact, I think Webster’s now has a picture of Scott next to the word Douche. Massnegil is using his face in their upcoming ad campaign.
There is nothing redeeming about your boyfriend, Kourtney. Not a damn thing. He’s rude to your family, he says nasty things to women, he wear clothes so freakin’ ugly that I can’t believe you’re seen in public with him, and he appears to take no interest in the child he fathered with you. And he’s an angry, nasty, drunk.
Don’t give me this “E! edits him to look bad! He plays it up for the camera! He’s different when we’re alone!” Kourt. He shoved a $100 bill down a waiter’s throat when the waiter refused to serve him on your mother’s orders. Unless that was a stunt he and waiter agreed to before the cameras turned on, he won the Asshole of 2010 title right there in that single exchange. He is foul, disgusting, and irredeemable.
Kourtney, get out. Walk away. Kick him off the gravy train you and your family are providing for him. Without you he’s nobody and he knows it. Say “Scott Disick” and people look blank. Say “Kourtney’s douche-nozzle baby daddy” and people say “Oh GAWD that guy is SUCH a douche-nozzle! What does she see in him?” Is that the guy you want to be with? Is that who you want raising your child? I keep reading in tabloids about how you want him to have more of a presence in your baby’s life but all I can think is how I would want him to fade out of a kid’s life because he’s not a great human being. He totally sucks as a role model, because he only seems to demonstrate bad behavior, the kind no mother wants her son to emulate. At least no mother I know.
Kourtney, you’ve got it going on. You have a couple of retail stores that make some money. You’ve got E! stuffing hundies* in your pockets. You’ve got a mom who would sleep under the baby’s crib if you asked her to and a step-dad who seems to be at least mildly acquainted with reality. You have plenty of support and plenty of income. You could do ok without Douche Lord Disick by your side. In fact, you could do great without him.
Think about it for a second. Think about not having to worry about Scott coming home drunk, Scott saying disrespectful things to other women, Scott treating service people like scum, Scott fighting with your family. Think about not having to wrestle Scott into taking care of his son the way a father should. Doesn’t a life without all of that seem lighter, freer, and more pleasant that the life you have now? I bet it does. But I also bet the ONLY way to achieve that life is to eliminate Scott.
Lots of us have your back here Kourtney. We’re rooting for you. We think Scott’s a bad boyfriend and a worse father. He’s not going to change but you can change how close you keep him. You can toss him and his ugly blazers and pretentious pocket squares right out on his ass and be done with him.You can be a better mom in the one easy step of removing a train-wreck waiting to happen form your son’s life.
It’s up to you but I just wanted you to know that I think he sucks and you’d be better off without him.
* Hundies: Word used on Entourage to connote hundred dollar bills. Probably sounds less cool when uttered by suburban moms.