I don’t have any subjects burning a hole in my brain right now so I thought I’d engage in a little blog-sturbation and just talk about myself. Enjoy! Or ignore! Your choice. 1) Once, a gay Republican described my appearance…
Author: Rebekah Kuschmider
I'm a mother with an over-developed sense of irreverence, ADD, socialist tendencies and a blog. All my opinions are entirely my own and not representative of anything officially sanctioned by my political party, my mother, or arbiters of common sense and good taste.
Where Will You Go?
Fact: Cervical cancer is preventable. Pap smears can detect precancerous changes before they progress. Dangerous cells can usually be removed with a minimally invasive LEEP procedure. If you have insurance, you can get your annual gynecological exam. You call, make…
Fact Check: Government-Issue Breastpumps?
There has been a minor disturbance in the Force this week when a Member of Congress went on Dr. Laura’s show (which I was not aware she had since I thought she quit radio a while ago. Is she back?)…
Letter to Billy Ray Cyrus
Dear Billy Ray, Or is it just Billy? Just Ray? Oh, gawd. I’ll just call you Mr. C because it reminds me of Happy Days and I get to sound like the Fonz and you get to sound like a…
Review: Kardashian Konfidential
Kardashian Konfidential is not the stupidest book I’ve ever read. It’s not the smartest book, either, not by a long shot but it wasn’t the stupidest either. Parts of it were pretty stupid. Parts of it I couldn’t even keep…
V-Day
I don’t do Valentine’s Day. There are two big reasons. First, my wedding anniversary is later in the week which is like a Get Out Of Valentine’s day Free card for LIFE. Second, when I was about 14, I decided…
I’m at BlogHer Today
In an effort to mix things up a bit and invite some new friends to the party, I’ve got a post over at the BlogHer site. I’m talking about how I think it’s time for liberals to model grown-up behavior…
Congressional Sex Scandal!
Well! Did you all see the news yesterday? Gawker broke a story about Representative Chris Lee of New York exchanging flirty emails with a woman who had placed some sort of post on Craig’s List. He emailed her shirtless pics…
Who Do I Have To F*ck To Get A Book Deal?
Apparently, the answer to that question is “Levi Johnston”. OK, I know I’m not supposed to lob ad hominem attacks at public figures and I know I’m supposed to ignore the P@lins in the hope that they’ll go away but…
I’m at Mom-Nom Today!
Can you believe I got asked to guest post after my recent spate of frothing-at-the-mouth socio-political rantings? I’m always afraid that when I do that everyone is going to back slowly out of the room saying “OK, Socialist-Girl. We’ll get…
