By now most everyone has heard about the mother who went on tv to defend injecting Botox into her 8-year-old pageant competitor daughter’s face. I wasn’t even sure I was going to write about this because what could I possibly…
Author: Rebekah Kuschmider
I'm a mother with an over-developed sense of irreverence, ADD, socialist tendencies and a blog. All my opinions are entirely my own and not representative of anything officially sanctioned by my political party, my mother, or arbiters of common sense and good taste.
Does the G in GOP Stand For Gossip?
I was watching MSNBC yesterday, as is my wont, and they flashed some polling results up for our consideration. It was a listing of things that concerned potential voters about potential GOP presidential candidates. The areas of concern included such…
25 Things I Would Like To Be Eating Right Now
Double Stuf Oreos with milk Ben and Jerry’s Chubby Hubby Fries from Thrashers in Rehoboth Beach, DE Fries from In’n’Out Burger Fries from Five Guys The tiramisu I got in Florence in 2003 Chef Boy Ar Dee Ravioli Wegman’s chocolate…
I Got Bullied. And I Can’t Get Over It.
So, the other night I saw a tweet that said something about unfollowing someone because their avatar was ugly. It was a startlingly unnecessary sentiment, particularly coming from an adult. I clicked over to the person’s timeline to see what…
Summer Hours
Summer is coming. At least, I think it is. Every time it seems like summer is really coming it darts away, leaving cold and rain in its wake while it hides someplace and giggles at all of us for cursing…
Osama bin Laden is Dead
On September 11, 2001, I was in Columbus, OH. I had moved there a week before to start graduate school. I knew no one yet and was planning to spend that weekend in Virginia with friends. I was getting a…
The Royal Wedding: A Live Blog
4:59am: If I’d had to get up this early for my own wedding, I’d still be single… 5:00: I wish I had a hat. It would look awesome with my jammies. 5:01: FYI, I’m watching this on Public Television. To…
25 Things You Probably Won’t Hear At The Royal Wedding
My cousin had that same wedding dress! Did you get it at David’s one-day sale? Where are the couple registered? Hello, Mr. Trump. We’re so glad you could come. Did anyone remember to call the paper to place the wedding…
On Religious Tolerance
So. I got an anonymous comment on my post yesterday. It was…gross. I left it up so you can read it if you want, though I wanted to delete it on sight. But it leads me to a topic that…
Memo to Donald Trump
Memorandum To: Donald Trump From: Mom-in-a-Million Re: Your Presidential Aspirations Date: April 26, 2011 It has come to my attention that you are growing increasingly serious in your bloviating about a run for the Presidency in 2012. When you…
