The real first post of the day is now up. You can read about Mommy C and her blog here. Or just scroll down a little bit to find the full post. I apologize profusely for being a technologically inept…
We are experienceing technical difficulties…
Due to my incompetent fiddling with the previous post on my iPhone, it has vanished into thin air. While I painstakingly reconstruct it using paperclips and post-it notes, please sit back, relax, and enjoy this little gem from the archives:…
A new mommy blog on the scene!
My friend Mommy C and her husband who I’ll call the WB (because those are really his initials and I’m HILARIOUS) recently welcomed Baby S to their family. Mommy C has also welcomed a brand new blog into her life,…
My Butt Tighteners
My Butt An Essay by Mom-In-A-Million My butt is lumpy and sad. It’s white and covered in cellulite and not perky. At. All. It’s not the biggest butt on the block but it’s not the smallest either. It has no…
Weekend Adventures: The National Aquarium
“Oooooo!” you’re thinking. “The National Aquarium! I’ve heard of that! It’s supposed to be fabulous, all nestled in the Inner Harbor in Baltimore near restaurants and shops and Camden Yards and it has dolphin shows and…” Yeah. No. We didn’t…