A piece of string made its way into my oven, turning it into a machine for emitting smoke.
I have a problem tooth that is about to turn into a dental misadventure form hell.
On Thursday, I went to pick C up from daycare after a down-the-leg-into-the-shoes poop blow-out. While I was standing there he tripped and cut his head badly enough to require a trip to the ER for stitches. It took four hours. Meanwhile, he’s still having lingering poop issues related to a stomach bug we all got a week ago.
I brought a work project home for the weekend only to discover only that a significant portion was missing so I couldn’t finish it.
We seem to be at war with Libya.
You know what? I need a break. I’m taking the rest of this week off from blogging. If you need me, I’ll be trolling local CVS locations for Cadbury caramel eggs.