Last week I was over on stark. raving, mad. mommy’s blog firing the opening salvo in what we hope will be the last battle in the Mommy Wars. I had a post on her blog last week speaking up for…
Author: Rebekah Kuschmider
I'm a mother with an over-developed sense of irreverence, ADD, socialist tendencies and a blog. All my opinions are entirely my own and not representative of anything officially sanctioned by my political party, my mother, or arbiters of common sense and good taste.
A Little Something For All You Jedis
I hereby dedicate this hot mess to Lydia from Rants from Mommyland’s son Hawk and daughter Thumbelina and stark. raving mad. mommy’s Little Dude. You’re welcome, ladies.
Letter to Tori Spelling
Dear Tori, I feel like we’ve become close in recent months, what with me reading your books and watching the most recent season of Tori & Dean. In fact, I just read you latest book Uncharted TerriTori over the weekend…
I’m At Pregnant Chicken Today!
No, that did not say that I AM a Pregnant Chicken. I’m not pregnant at all. And I’m certainly not a chicken. Except where spiders are concerned. I would happily shriek and run away from every spider I meet. No,…
A Letter to Hollywood
Dear Hollywood: Why are you so boring? Listen, Hollywood, you’re killing me. I’m a mom blogger. A working mom blogger, at that. My life is not interesting. Sure, I have my moments when I stagger onto the metro, weighted down…
Things That Make Me Spit Out My Coffee Laughing
stark raving. mad. mommy. posted this and I am blatantly and audaciously stealing it because it is the funniest freaking thing I’ve seen all day. Mostly safe for work and kids but there is one cuss word and an obscene…
Football Food: Linguine with Tomato and Brie Sauce
Football seasons continues apace and Ohio State is still undefeated. Largely because they played Ohio University last week, which is a little like a Jedi doing battle with a Labradoodle puppy. Anyway. My good friend Law Momma of Spilled Milk…
Afternoon Funny
This video cracked me up because it may be the greatest mash-up references from all the AP classes you took in high school and hand-job jokes. Awe. Some. Warning: It is totally not safe for work or small children.
I’m Guest Posting at Stark. Raving. Mad. Mommy. Today!
If you’re ever read the stark. raving. mad. mommy. blog, you know that the only reason she needs guest posters is to give herself a break from laughing at her own funny. She writes the most hilarious things in the…
Beauty Top Down: Make-Up
Oh make-up. How I love you! Pretty colors, enticing packaging, the promise of looking prettier! What’s not to love? I have so much make-up. Just look! And keep looking. And remember that I tossed out a cabinet full of make-up…
