The light is growing dim. And vampires are about.
Or they will be if I get just ONE more fan on my Facebook page.
I promised to read Twilight if I get to 50 Facebook fans by the end of March. And I will write hilarious and probably dirty chronicles of my Twilight experience exclusively on Facebook. That’s right, be my fan and read my notes on how I feel about reading a book in which a vampire refuses to put out.
But wait! There’s more!
If I get to 100 fans by the time I finish Twilight, I will read the rest of the series and write about all the book on my Facebook page!
So keep the page suggestions coming and I’ll make it worth your while with some hot vampy action.
I'm almost less horrified by the vampire that won't put out than by a girl who would rape the vampire if he wasn't so much faster than she with his vampire super speed.