My lastest masterpiece is up on the Washington Times Communities website! So here’s the thing: I’m boring. OK, maybe I’m not totally boring. But I’m certainly not interesting on a wide scale. I lack the universal conversational appeal of Regis…
Category: So Here’s The Thing
New Column: I’m Categorically Opposed To A Dirty Dancing Remake
I have another new column up at the Washingotn Times Communities! It’s all about why I don’t want a Dirty Dancing remake. But the artistic reasons to object to this remake pale in comparison to my fear for what may…
New Column: I’m Not Embarrassed of My Stretch Marks
My newest column is up at the Washington Time Communities page! I’m writing about my stretch marks! I’m not a collector’s edition Barbie doll that has never been taken out of the box. I’m the Velveteen Rabbit, so worn and…
