Tag: Whiny Mom

Metro Can Suck It

Two facts about last week: 1) I have an adorable new yellow purse that I am not carrying during the week. 2) I am putting C through hand-holding boot camp. These facts are related. And they’re both Metro’s fault. Here’s…

Stupid

This morning has been a Carneval de Stupid. First, it rained enough over night that I decided to engage my electric pump to bail out the bottom of the outdoor steps to the basement so the water doesn’t come in…

Afraid of the Dark

From 2000 to 2005, I lived alone. I had a series of apartments in different places and I lived completely by myself. This was a revelation for me after years of living with roommates. The liberation from sharing a shower…

Home Alone

The Scene: My house, a couple of months ago Great Guy: There’s a 10-day trip to Africa in August. I’d like to go if my boss gives the ok. Me: Africa? Um, ok. But that’s far. And long. Great Guy:…

Eat, Darling, Eat!

I had the best intentions.  My son was going to be a Good Eater of Good Food. So, I breastfed and wallowed in the knowledge that I was feeding him Nature’s Perfect Food and giving him an Excellent Nutritional Start…

I want to be…alone…

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Surrender: It’s What’s For Dinner

Here is a break-down of a weekday in my life: 6:00am-7:45am: Herd cats (aka get everyone ready) 7:45am-8:30am: Commute, with short break to bid C. and the Great Guy I Married good-bye as they head to daycare. 8:30am-5:00pm: Work…and, um,…

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