Tag: Cute kid huh?

As the Toddler Whines

Craig’s List Ad:For Sale (Or For Free) One larynx. Two years old.  In nearly mint condition.  Capable of high decibel, high-frequency noise emissions.  May violate FCC standards for acceptable volume of whining.  The whining.  It’s…oh, god…its so horrible.  He whines…

My Son the Yenta

Me: Who’s my cute boy?C.: Daddy!

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