So I’ve been trying to get more fabulous. You can read all about it here. And I have succeeded if by “success” you mean “failure”. Let’s re-cap, shall we? Exercise: For about three weeks I was doing a good job…
Tag: Beauty: Top Down
Beauty Top Down: My Hair. Again.
Those of you who follow this blog know I’ve been taking steps to look a little spiffier. Because without taking steps, I look like a slightly over-weight suburban mom with frizzy hair and mascara smeared beneath her eyes. In other…
Beauty Top Down: Weight Loss
Dear Mouth: This is Butt talking. You better check yo’self befo’ you wreck yo’self! What’s that? What did you say? Oh, I can’t hear you because you’re stuffed too full of M&Ms! You piggy-pig-pig. Look, you are making me look…
Beauty Top Down: Clothes
I’m not a snappy dresser. I’m a boring dresser. All winter I wear solid color slacks with an array of turtlenecks or v-necks over them. In summer I wear sundresses with cardigans over them. On weekends, I wear capris or…
Beauty Top Down: Excercise
I have to start this one off by saying “Damn you Dumb Mom! Damn you for undermining my credibility when I complain about my body by taking fabulous photos of me that I shared with the whole world the other…
Beauty Top Down: Skin…And More On My Hair
OK, the beauty quest continues apace, folks. I took all the comments from last week into consideration and set my mind to making my curls work for me since so many people thought they looked good. But I did not…
Beauty: Top Down – Hair
So, the beauty adventure has begun! I dedicated this past week to making my hair look cute. Now, I have a few factors working against me The first is my hair. It’s curly with a chance of frizzy. Double the…
Beauty: Top Down
Has anybody seen my mojo? It flew the coop. I’m gonna be brutally honest with you (and myself) right now. I look rough. My hair looks rough, my skin looks rough, my body looks soft and squishy, and my feet…actually…
