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I recently saw an ad in which Dr. Joyce Brothers admonished me about the dangers of living alone and recommended that I get a product that is basically 911 on a lavalier. I think similar product advertisements spawned a generation…

And another thing…

Today is my third wedding anniversary.  I just googled “third anniversary” to see if the traditional gift for the third anniversary was something I could pick up at Barnes & Noble or CVS (because they’re both within walking distance of…