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Write for Charity

Those of you who read my blog regulalry might have figured out that I’m a big fan of giving back through charities that benefit the community.  So, when I got this email, I thouht it was a great idea and…

I Get It Now!

I think I finally understand the lure that draws people to Trader Joe's, after years of not getting it. It's the dark chocolate covered caramels, isn't it? It must be because I bought some today and I am officially declaring…

The (Un)Glamorous Life

Remember those putrid shampoo ads from the 80’s with Kelly LeBrock entreating us not to hate her because she’s beautiful?  And insisting that Pantene was the magic potion that made her hot enough to play a sex object created by…

I Feel Lust In My Heart

Every day at 5:15 pm, I run my personal gauntlet of temptation. It begins at the top of escalator out of the metro, leading me into Union Station, an historic train station, metro stop, and shopping destination that stands between…

Are you out there? Don’t be shy!

Come on out and show yourself! Really, don’t be afraid to follow my bog if you read it.  Or my Twitter feed.  Or be a fan on my Facebook page. Or subscribe to me using the handy-dandy RSS feed button…

As the Toddler Whines

Craig’s List Ad:For Sale (Or For Free) One larynx. Two years old.  In nearly mint condition.  Capable of high decibel, high-frequency noise emissions.  May violate FCC standards for acceptable volume of whining.  The whining.  It’s…oh, god…its so horrible.  He whines…

I Win, I Win, I Win!

Oh my goodness!  I never though…I always believed…oh, I might cry!  And hug another blogger!  Because I won an award! Two actually! The funny and brilliant Cyndi at Our 6 Ring Circus bestowed this honor onto me. How brilliant is…

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