Politics

And Then The House GOP Abandoned Us

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About an hour ago, this notification came to my inbox via Politico: Speaker John Boehner pitched a six-week debt limit increase to House Republicans in a closed meeting on Thursday morning. He told his Republican colleagues they can’t keep fighting…

If The Tea Party Wrote An Obamacare FAQ

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Q. I want to sign up for Obamacare. What will it cost? A. Your soul. Q. I like my current doctor. Can I still see him/her under Obamacare? A. No. You may choose from a pre-approved list of doctors including…

Texts From Last Night About The Fiscal Cliff

JB: Yo Prez! U up? BO: It’s 2am. Who is this? JB: John. This is my personal phone. Don’t wanna use my work phone. I think Eric Cantor peeks at it when I’m not looking. BO: Cantor’s a douche. No…

Mitt Romney Made My Head Explode

Disclaimer: This post was written in five minutes while a 4 year old was whining at me to look at Where’s Waldo books with him. It’s barely coherent and has not been proofread. But I mention a dancing horse and…

Legitimate? Oh, I Don’t Think So.

It’s time to clean house. Not my house. Not your house. The Houses of Congress and Statehouses and Governor’s Mansions. We need to get rid of any and all elected officials who don’t get that women are autonomous. Yesterday, Representative…

I Like Lobbyists (A Trip Down Memory Lane)

It’s an election year – I know. You’re shocked to hear that considering how low-key all the campaigning has been and none of it started two years before that actual freaking election. Grrrr. Anyway, it’s an election year and for…

A Letter To Newt Gingrich

Dear Newt, So. Newt. This is it, huh? Your last stand. You’re probably not ever going to run for office again so these last weeks of  the primary race are your final opportunity to capture this kind of national spotlight.…

A Letter To Mitt Romney

Dear Mitt, May I call you Willard? I had a good friend in college named Willard and thinking of him might make me like you better. Though I do like you better than the guys you’re running against for the…

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