About an hour ago, this notification came to my inbox via Politico: Speaker John Boehner pitched a six-week debt limit increase to House Republicans in a closed meeting on Thursday morning. He told his Republican colleagues they can’t keep fighting…
Q. I want to sign up for Obamacare. What will it cost? A. Your soul. Q. I like my current doctor. Can I still see him/her under Obamacare? A. No. You may choose from a pre-approved list of doctors including…
Three days ago, the President signed an order that codified a set of federal budget cuts known as The Sequester. Pundits have been screeching like scalded seagulls over this for weeks, decrying whichever party they feel is to blame for…
JB: Yo Prez! U up? BO: It’s 2am. Who is this? JB: John. This is my personal phone. Don’t wanna use my work phone. I think Eric Cantor peeks at it when I’m not looking. BO: Cantor’s a douche. No…
Questions for Mitt Romney: We’re confused: do you like Romneycare or not? If not, why? How do you defend private sector wage stagnation? Come clean on abortion. You’re going to piss someone off no matter what. At least be straightforward…
Disclaimer: This post was written in five minutes while a 4 year old was whining at me to look at Where’s Waldo books with him. It’s barely coherent and has not been proofread. But I mention a dancing horse and…
It’s time to clean house. Not my house. Not your house. The Houses of Congress and Statehouses and Governor’s Mansions. We need to get rid of any and all elected officials who don’t get that women are autonomous. Yesterday, Representative…
It’s an election year – I know. You’re shocked to hear that considering how low-key all the campaigning has been and none of it started two years before that actual freaking election. Grrrr. Anyway, it’s an election year and for…
Dear Newt, So. Newt. This is it, huh? Your last stand. You’re probably not ever going to run for office again so these last weeks of the primary race are your final opportunity to capture this kind of national spotlight.…
Dear Mitt, May I call you Willard? I had a good friend in college named Willard and thinking of him might make me like you better. Though I do like you better than the guys you’re running against for the…
