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25 Ways We Could Settle The Government Shutdown and Debt Limit Crisis

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  Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock. Potato sack races. Supermarket sweep using WIC vouchers. Obama-Boehner twerk-off. Cantor-Biden twerk-off. Bo-McConnell twerk-off. Final Jeopardy-style question on the topic “Famous Compromises”. Arm wrestling. Putin referees. Boehner and Obama each try Anna Kendrick’s “Cups” routine and the one…

25 Predictions for 2012

Obama loses his cool during the State of the Union and tells Congress to go fuck themselves. The FCC shuts down production on all Real Housewives franchises on the grounds that they’re neither housewives nor real. Texas attempts to secede…

25 Things That You Might Not Know

Public sector union employees – such as teachers – do get pensions. However, they often do not pay into Social Security and will not be able to draw SS benefits at retirement. They usually pay about 12% of their income…