The real first post of the day is now up. You can read about Mommy C and her blog here. Or just scroll down a little bit to find the full post. I apologize profusely for being a technologically inept…
Author: Rebekah Kuschmider
I'm a mother with an over-developed sense of irreverence, ADD, socialist tendencies and a blog. All my opinions are entirely my own and not representative of anything officially sanctioned by my political party, my mother, or arbiters of common sense and good taste.
We are experienceing technical difficulties…
Due to my incompetent fiddling with the previous post on my iPhone, it has vanished into thin air. While I painstakingly reconstruct it using paperclips and post-it notes, please sit back, relax, and enjoy this little gem from the archives:…
A new mommy blog on the scene!
My friend Mommy C and her husband who I’ll call the WB (because those are really his initials and I’m HILARIOUS) recently welcomed Baby S to their family. Mommy C has also welcomed a brand new blog into her life,…
My Butt Tighteners
My Butt An Essay by Mom-In-A-Million My butt is lumpy and sad. It’s white and covered in cellulite and not perky. At. All. It’s not the biggest butt on the block but it’s not the smallest either. It has no…
Weekend Adventures: The National Aquarium
“Oooooo!” you’re thinking. “The National Aquarium! I’ve heard of that! It’s supposed to be fabulous, all nestled in the Inner Harbor in Baltimore near restaurants and shops and Camden Yards and it has dolphin shows and…” Yeah. No. We didn’t…
Need a laugh?
This: Was the sum total in the way of instructions for assembling this: P.S. Please vote for me at TopMommyBlogs by clicking the button on the left had side of my blog. A high ranking for me means good things…
Gaaaahhhhh!
The plumber I called to snake an outdoor drain that appears to be blocked gently informed me that the pipe is broken and we’ll need to dig up our basement stairs to replace it. The cost? $2000-3000!!!!!!!! Gaaaahhhhh! Our home…
Quest for Mommy Blog Dominance
Oh hi! You’re here! That’s so great! I’ll have exciting new content real soon but since you stopped by? Can you do something for me? Scroll down just a little and look to your left. No, your other left. There. …
Paying a Melt-Down Rescue Forward
Usually, the evening routine is pretty simple. I pick C. up at daycare, he demands a banana which I produce immediately, often after buying a banana for the ridiculous sum of $1 from Au Bon Pain on my way to…
