25 Questions for the GOP Debate


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Since several of the GOP field are total noobs at governance, I have a few questions I’d like them to answer in order to prove that they, ya know, understand the job of President. Without further ado, here is my list:

 

 

 

  1. Who is allowed to make laws?
  2. How does a bill become a law?
  3. Who has the power to appoint Supreme Court Justices?
  4. Is that an exclusive power or does anyone else get involved?
  5. How are government programs funded?
  6. How are agency rules promulgated?
  7. What do you mean “is promulgated a word”? It’s a word. Ask my policy professor from grad school.
  8. What rights are endowed by the first 10 Amendments to the Constitution?
  9. How are international treaties ratified?
  10. What constitutes an international treaty?
  11. Who has the power to declare war?
  12. List the positions in the President’s Cabinet.
  13. Who is Commander in Chief of the US Armed Forces?
  14. What is the difference between the CIA and the FBI?
  15. Is there a religious requirement for being President?
  16. Does the United States have an official religion?
  17. What steps are required for amending the Constitution?
  18. Does the District of Columbia have voting representation in Congress?
  19. Did you just ask if the District of Columbia is part of America? You’re kidding right? That’s what DC stands for. Jesus, you’re an idiot, Donald.
  20. What are you going to do about me calling you an idiot? You can’t fire me. Oh, you’re calling me a loser? Real mature.
  21. Name the member nations of NATO.
  22. Name the member nations of NAFTA.
  23. What is the job of the Vice President?
  24. None of you are going to pick Sarah Palin for Vice President are you? Because that would be straight up trolling.
  25. Why do you even want to be President?

 

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