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From: Hillary@hillary.com
To: Bill@bill.com
Subject: Errand
Bill, can you pick up some milk? Thx!
From: Bill@bill.com
To: Hillary@hillary.com
Subject: Re: Errand
I got yer milk right here, baby!
From: Hillary@hillary.com
To: Bill@bill.com
Subject: Re: Re: Errand
Jesus, Bill. Grow up.
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From: Hillary@hillary.com
To: Chelsea@chelsea.com
Subject: Bargain
Chelsea, no pressure for grandkids but did you see the Zulilly sale on strollers?
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From: Hillary@hillary.com
To: Condaleeza@formerSoS.com
Subject: Gross
Condi, you’re right. Putin is a perv. Ew.
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From: Hillary@hillary.com
To: Customerservice@maycs.com
Subject: Order
Dear Macy’s Customer Service,
When can I expect shipment on those back-ordered pantsuits? Thanks!
H. Clinton
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From: Hillary@hillary.com
To: Chelsea@chelsea.com
Subject: Cool!
Chelsea, Did you see that Jessica Simpson is doing a maternity line? No pressure, though!
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From: Hillary@hillary.com
To: Madeleine@madeleinealbright.com
Subject: Benghazi
FML
From: Madeleine@madeleinealbright.com
To: Hillary@hillary.com
Subject: Re: Benghazi
SMDH
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From: Hillary@hillary.com
To: POTUS@USA.gov
Subject: Technology
I’ll get a DoS account if you buy me an iPhone.
From: POTUS@USA.gov
To: Hillary@hillary.com
Subject: Re: Technology
Get Congress to put it in the budget and it’s yours.
From: Hillary@hillary.com
To: POTUS@USA.gov
Subject: Re: Re: Technology
Bahahahahahahaha! Congress! Budget! You’re so funny, Mr. President.
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From: Hillary@hillary.com
To: Chelsea@chelsea.com
Subject: Policy shift
Chelsea, we changed the Foundation’s maternity leave policy to read “Whatever Chelsea needs”. No pressure!
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From: Hillary@hillary.com
To: UncleJoe@biden.com
Subject: Hands
Next time it happens, you’re pulling back a bloody stump. Got it, Joe?
