To the tune of You’re a Mean One Mr. Grinch:
You’re a douchebag, Mr. Douche.
You’re a douche0y douche-y douche!
OK, parody song lyrics clearly aren’t my strength. But I know a lot about douchebags! And stark.raving.mad.mommy. and I are ready to call a douche a douche again this year. So I hereby open nominations for the Top Douches of 2011!
Who douched it up this year? Kim Kardashian for bailing on her made-for-tv marriage after 72 days? Kate Gosselin for saying non-celebrity life is mediocre? Sarah Palin for stringing donors along and taking their money when she probably knew all along that she wasn’t going to run for President? That schmuck who put up a billboard accusing his girlfriend – who allegedly miscarried – of murdering their baby? The douche-possibilities abound!
So leave me a comment and tell me who you think is a big ol’ douche! We’ll select the final list later this month!