25 Reality Shows I Would Totally Watch


  1. Real World: Supreme Court (This is what happens when the Justices stop being polite)
  2. Gay Bridezillas
  3. The Really Simple Life where the Kardashians go live like the Amish
  4. House Hunters Section 8 where a single mom on welfare tries to find safe housing for her kids
  5. So You Think You Can Legislate where rank amateur, quasi-populist freshmen Members of Congress snarl the legislative process into unmanageable knots. Oh wait…
  6. America’s Got Humble where Simon Cowell tried to convince ordinary people that they’re talented and they say “No, man, I just sing in the shower. Fuck off.”
  7. Toddlers and Tiaras with Sarah Palin forcing one of her kids to perform “God Bless America” in a frilly dress
  8. The Biggest Giver where millionaires compete to give the most money away to worthy causes
  9. Celebrity Apprentice where celebrities apprentice themselves to skilled tradesmen and learn how to do something normal
  10. Teen Graduate where MTV profiles kids who study really hard to graduate high school and get into college or get good jobs
  11. 700 Club on the day a gay flash mob crashes the studio and dances to Abba songs
  12. True Life: I’m Getting¬† Melanoma Surgery featuring John Boehner
  13. America’s Next Top Pundit where really smart people compete to get jobs as news analysts
  14. Extreme Makeover: Bachmann Edition where Marcus Bachmann is forced to undergo “restorative therapy” to turn him gay
  15. Celebrity Rehab where Pat Buchanan tries to get over his racist bullshit
  16. Survivor: Food Stamps where GOP legislators try to live on nothing but public assistance and the proceeds from a minimum-wage job while living in a  major urban center
  17. House Hunters International Tax Shelter where we get an inside look as CEOs figure out where to stow facilities and assets to avoid US tax burdens
  18. Gulf Shore where we see the on-going effects of the BP spill
  19. Say Yes to the Drag where female impersonators try on $10,000 wedding dresses and dish on them
  20. The Real Housewives of South Central
  21. Everyone Hates Donald, a series of interviews where people explain what they hate about Donald Trump
  22. Toddlers and Tiaras: Where Are They now, premiering in 2021, likely episodes to be filmed st strip clubs, halfway houses and prison for the one who killed their crazy-ass mothers
  23. Man v Food where Adam Richman has to wrestle and kill his own dinner
  24. The Gay Bachelor
  25. Lock-Up: Congress
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7 comments for “25 Reality Shows I Would Totally Watch

  1. August 11, 2011 at 11:40 am

    Can you imagine Gay Bridezillas? There will be cat fights, hysterical screaming….that truly will be the best tv show. Ever.

  2. Amy
    August 11, 2011 at 2:27 pm

    I agree with Casey. And the one about freshman congressmen. Or how about one about millionaire living from paycheck to paycheck andwondwring if they have enough money to feed family an pay for emergency dental surgery.

  3. August 11, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    *giggle*

    I’d totally watch these too.

  4. August 11, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    Dude, number 4? Let’s write to OWN and tell her about that idea. Seriously, it’s brilliant.

    Number 16 is brilliant too, but Morgan Spurlock kind of did it on 30 days (well, himself; no GOP senators were forced to endure it) and it was exactly what you would have predicted, and people cared exactly as much as you would have predicted.

    Numbers 14 and 21 made me snort with laughter, which woke the dogs, and now they’re barking at a cat in the yard, so, thanks?

    Damn, I’m glad you’re staying home now because there’s MORE OF YOU FOR US.

  5. August 11, 2011 at 8:06 pm

    I think #3 is my fav. That’s hilarious and creative, thanks!!

  6. August 13, 2011 at 2:46 am

    These are great! Made me laugh out loud. Number 8 and 16 are my favorite I think!

  7. August 19, 2011 at 10:05 am

    LOVE. IT.

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