NOTE: There were a couple of other photos on this post at one point that made speculations about the creator of the original billboard. While I could argue that they were protected speech under the parody or satire allowances, I’m not in the mood to get sued by a goon with a lawyer who takes all insults really personally. The remaining images do not make any judgments about the person who wrote the original billboard and my removal of the other images should be taken as a good faith effort to stay within the bounds of protected speech and not spread false information about an individual.
Amazingly, the biggest WTF of this week did not come out of Sarah Palin’s mouth or Anthony Weiner’s pants. Instead, the most jaw dropping tidbit to cross my browser is this:
Yes, this charming young man walked away from his Magick the Gathering cards in his mother’s basement long enough to pose for this photo which is arrayed across a billboard by the interstate in New Mexico. Greg [Last Name Redacted So He Can’t Find This Blog By Googling His Name], pictured here holding an imaginary baby, apparently was involved with a woman (I know. I can hardly believe it myself) and impregnated her (again, I can hardly believe it myself). The pregnancy was terminated, though there is some dispute whether it was a natural miscarriage or medical procedure that ended it, and Greggie took exception to the situation. So, he did what any COMPLETE FLAMING PSYCHOPATH would do and put the information on a billboard by the highway.
Jezebel did a pretty good write up of the situation, complete with some alleged background on the young woman to whom Gregster refers. I’m linking to it, though I’m a bit loathe to do so because the article reveals her name and some potential medical data about her that, while she may have shared it on a message board, is not really any of our business. Just like the fact that she was once pregnant by this guy is not our business only no one told Greggie-poo that and he violated her privacy with a giant fucking billboard that I would like to ram up his douche-filled ass.
OK. Calming down. I am REALLY pissed at this guy.
Greggie think the First Amendment protects him in this situation and maybe it does but common decency should have prevented him from behaving in such a callous and heinous manner. Decency should have given him compassion for a woman who did not carry a pregnancy to term and all the attendant emotional baggage of that. Decency should have alerted him to dangers of making her business known to her community and the possible repercussions to her family, her career, her mental health, her physical person. Decency should have kicked him in his worthless nuts and yelled “Only a fucknut of the highest power would think of doing such a thing to another person!”.
I think just desserts for this pile of excrement would be for his ex-girlfriend to put up a billboard about him. I took the liberty of mocking up a few ideas for her.
I really, really, really, hope that no woman ever sleeps with Greg the Douche again. He clearly doesn’t give a shit about his partners or their feelings. If he did, he would have spoken to her about her position on children, parenthood, abortion, and contraception BEFORE he allowed his dick to enter the picture. That’s the proper course of action, not this abomination of free expression. The First Amendment is to protect the populace from abuse from the government. Not to allow the populace to abuse each other in the most despicable ways.
Amen! Amen! Amen! I am printing out your versions and blowing them up and scattering them around my small corner of the world. Better yet, what say we all get together and rent another billboard in Alamogordo. Now that is a cause I can get behind.
Please, please tell me that “This Week in WTF” is going to become a regular feature.
Can’t get past the fact that someone actually had sex with him. Yuck.
I was wondering what this 35 yr old asshat would look like?! I love the mockups of potential billboards as well.
You need to keep “This Week in WTF” as a regular feature. Do it once a month or something..at least you didn’t mention FOX nipplegate.LOL
I totally agree with Rubyspikes…let us put up one of Your billboards in New Mexico.
You had me at “Magic:The Gathering.”
My only concern here is that we might be talking about some kind of immaculate conception deal, because I understand that different people have different tastes and I’m not completely shallow but holy hell, how many margaritas would a girl need before she took her panties off for that fine specimen of manhood? ( answer: more than there are).
Oh gross! He’s just gross!!
Blech!
Wonderful post. Hope the WTF feature stays in here! Nice addition!
It is obvious that he goes for young teenage girls who just turn 18. It seems he goes for those that may be naive, inexperienced, ect….
Having followed this sicko from before it got all the national attention, he really likes to harass his exes. He actually created a web site in his ex girlfriend’s name. He then had pictures of her when they were together let us say some were more intimate and he posted these pictures to humiliate her and to also mock her physical disability.
On his own blog he has posted his ex girlfriend’s phone numbers, addresses, pictures and told people to drop by/call them and harass them.
Yeah he is a real winner there.
Here is his blog!
You should look back at some of his posts from 2003/2004.
I heard the story, but thanks to you, I am now gagging while looking at the douchebag. Loved your billboards.
No. Just NO. I have so many questions. Is that a mullet I see? Why is he looking at that pretend baby like it’s a cheeseburger? Who is C.A.N.I.? Because I’d like to talk to them about their definition of “needed information”. Wow. This billboard makes me sad for humanity.
My outrage has no bounds for this man. love the tiny penis one…
I was infuriated when I first heard about this waste of skin. I was beyond furious when he showed up on a web site I frequent with a sob story about how he put up a “pro-life” billboard and the powers-that-be made him take it down, asking for donations to pay his lawyer to “fight for his First Amendment rights”.
I contacted the moderators and suggested that they take down his post, as his billboard was clearly a personal attack against an individual, and that stating that she HAD had an abortion when he acknowledged in his post that he did not know this was potentially libel. I don’t know which bothers me more – that fact that last time I checked, his post was still there, or the follow-up posts (hopefully by people unfamiliar with the whole story, but who knows) praising him and thanking him for his “pro-life message”.
Seriously? Pro-life or pro-choice, how can anyone see this as anything but a vicious personal attack on someone already going through a difficult experience? I hope she takes him to the cleaners, and even more I hope that his name becomes so thoroughly synonymous with assholery that no woman will touch him again with a ten-foot pole.
I keep wanting to post links on that site that give a fuller context to the story, but I fear the mods will just delete them, and I’m kind of hoping that if no one responds, his self-righteous, self-aggrandizing post will sink like a rock.
Oh, and Princess Muffintop? The organization’s acronym appears to be misspelled on the billboard above. The article at Jezebel shows what I believe is the original acronym – which happens to be exactly the same as the name of the ex-girlfriend. Slimy, vindictive, no-good jackhole.
Truthfully, I wonder whether he cared about her or the baby at all, or just saw an opportunity to be the center of attention, fighting for his “right” to send a pro-life message. Even the anti-abortion group that initially supported the billboard dropped him like a hot potato.
Okay, time to step away from the keyboard before I throw something…
I was so utterly disgusted when I first read about this. And I still am. If I were a cartoon, steam would be pouring from my ears.
I love your billboards. Some small evil vindictive part of me would love if she did a rebuttal billboard (immature, I know. but it’s not like he acted very mature in the first place).
And how in the f*** did he ever have the possibility of procreation? (I hate judging people by their looks, but this douchecanoe totally deserves every ounce of our judgement. He brought it on himself.)
What ALSO makes hi offensive, in addition to everything that has been said already, is that he says that his rights were infringed upon when his billboard was removed or whatever but he is seeking to infringe upon his former partner’s rights! A tad hypocritical in my opinion…
Great write up, but the billboards SHOULD be “sponsored” by sane people…like the “Grown-up Respectable Estrogen Gang” (HEH!)
Let me tell you a quick story – This thing that might be referred to as a human being (although, if I had to share this title with him, I’d become an amoeba or something not related) was once my son-in-law. He was 23, my daughter was only 16 when he took her away from her dad and me. I tried numerous times to warn my daughter about him – between him and his mother, they kept her away from her family – eventually moving her completely across the state from us into a remote farmland area. When she left him (after she finally came to her senses), he broke every one of her china dolls that dad and I had given to her over her lifetime, he destroyed everything she owned, and she tells me that he killed her dog in retribution. He harassed not only her, but her dad and me. He had the audacity to send sexually explicit photos of himself and our daughter to us. He stalked my daughter everywhere, creating stress on her and on us in fear of her safety. He called for his “following” to stalk her as well, providing her personal information to all who would be so inclined.
I am so sorry, Nani that you are going through this with him. I pray that your attorney will let him have it full force.
Well now, don’t that just make me SUPER PROUD to be a New Mexican?
What an insensitive asshat. I can only hope that none of his sperm ever has another opportunity to cross the finish line.
Gah!
My husband pointed something else out. Alamogordo is a small town (it exists to support White Sands AFB) and most residents who saw the billboard would likely know one of these people. This would be reprehensible anywhere, but somehow it seems even worse in such a small community.
@Barb – I am so sorry that your daughter and your family had to go through that.
Rebekah, I love you. Well you know what I mean. 🙂 It is a great relief to me to read another woman’s words of rage – having had similar visceral responses to similar situations. … difference being you have more eloquence, saying exactly what I would want to (albeit in print) with out sputtering, getting tongue tied, or apologizing for a very appropriate use of historically anglo-saxon vocabulary! Argh! I’ll be following your writing… thank you!
Rebekah how do you know i’m lousy in bed? or what the size of my johnson is ? if you are gonna report on something at least get your facts right. Call me we’ll do dinner then afterwards we’ll see what happens but i can’t promise anything. i don’t just sleep with anyone. <3
ewwwwwwwwwww *shudder*
I think I just threw up a little, no A LOT in my mouth.
ew ew ew ew ew ew ew. I try to think nice of all, but this guy? Asshat. and replying to your blog? Double Asshat.
Where’s Natural Selection when you need it?
Hmmm..I would wager you base the impression he would be bad in bed because he comes across so poorly in person. And you know the old saying about overcompensating the size of you penis by overcompensating the size of your bill board. Or something like that. I think he just took over the crown for King Douchebag.
“if you are going to report on something at least get your facts right.”????? Excuse me, but did you ‘get your facts right’ before you reported that your girlfriend had an abortion on an interstate billboard????? Or did you shoot your mouth off as quickly and with as little thought as you blow your wad? It seems to me that you are one of those lower life forms that enjoys attention of any kind because you get so little of it. Hope you enjoy your fifteen minutes of fame because when it’s over, no one will give you the time of day.
hey flicker the billboard applies to ANY woman that has had a confirmed abortion this message applies to thousands of fathers EVERYWHERE this was never about any one person it’s a anti abortion billboard it naturally cannot be about my tragic event because i don’t know what happen to my child because i was NEVER told! doesn’t mean i can’t get out a message that feel strongly about no one is ID’d in that billboard! why does someone that claims to have had a miscarriage associate with a abortion billboard??
and someone should tell My Ex Mother in law that if they didn’t beat and abuse there 16 year old daughter she wouldn’t of ran as far away as she could friend them
Rebekah, if you are going underground so the Freak Fultz can’t stalk you, can you let me know where you are? I would miss you if I couldn’t find you, but it feels a little creepy w/ him watching. Can’t you just feel his freaky fucknut eyes? Blech! I feel like a sex offender just moved next door. Maybe you can block him? He makes me feel icky.
LOL don’t worry people, Greg is a Baby Huey type of a-hole. he’s lumbering, he’s stupid and when he throws a tantrum, he throws one really badly, but we all have the First Amendment behind US.
By the way, parodies of his billboard REALLY piss him off. Especially this one:
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He doesn’t understand the law when it comes to parodies of public figures (of which he made himself one, in the least legally as a “limited purpose public figure”).
By the way, Ruby (first comment)…people want to see something like the one I just posted on a billboard.
And BTW, the judge supposedly signed the recommendation, so now legal proceedings to take the damned thing down can commence more quickly.
He also hates Free Speech for anyone but himself. I posted this on NowPublic, but he threw a tantrum and NP caved to the big baby. But big babies can’t comprehend that this is the 21st Century and once it’s been posted online, it’s there *FOREVER*, LOL.
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Dear fuck face (Greg),
You made this personal and everyone elses business when you signed the contract for the billboard. It’s a good thing she miscarried– natural selection truly at its finest. Your little guys just couldn’t make the cut. And IF she did decide to have an abortion then its a good thing someone made a positive judgment call– once again natural selection (not choosing to have your baby). Who would want your genetics running around. Lets just leave you to the last of your kind. Its better for the rest of us. Thank you for showing the nation what a truly pathetic chauvinistic lunatic you are. Thankfully all the other women you were targeting with your date rape drugs to get ass will not only know your name, but your face.. so again natural selection. You make even the shittiest husband look like a blue ribbon prize winner.
PS Even men think your fucking douche.
Sincerely,
Women everywhere
greg fultz is NOT from New Mexico he moved her from Indiana because he was run out of that state. Alamogordo is known for White Sands and HAFB. But it sickens me to have NM being labeled so badly because of this fucktard. He sure does toss around the First Amendment when it pertains to him but when someone else says something he doesnt like he pitches a fit and threatens LAWSUIT. He does NOT represent NM in any way. And anyone can get ordained. It doesnt mean your an upstanding person. Greg your a fucktard. Leave NM
Okay, sorry for those cap links above ruining your pretty layout, LOL. I should’ve used bit.ly.
Anyway, I found a real place for my article and it’s here:
http://bit.ly/kIEuRC
I’m glad that people are finally, FINALLY starting to see this for what it is.