Douche-teria: Pick the 10 Biggest Douchebags of 2010

Last week my Douche-Hunting partner stark. raving. mad. mommy. and I asked you all to give us your picks for the the Top Douchebag of 2010. And woo-boy! Did you guys ever come up with doozies. We have grown women who bully dying children, homophobic school board members, politicians ho don’t believe autism is real, parents who think putting their kids on reality tv won’t leave them scarred and attacked (ahem – Sarah Palin, Kate Gosselin, I’m looking at you). We have Tiki Barber who left his wife when she was eight months pregnant and LeBron James who left Cleveland and did a prime-time media circus to announce the break-up which broke my husband the Cavaliers fan’s heart.  We have Kanye and Tiger and Kody, oh my! And, of course, we have Spencer Pratt. Among others. There is no shortage of Douchebags.

SRMM and I narrowed it down to twenty semi-finalists (and for those that didn’t make the cut, remember it’s an honor just to be nominated). We left off anyone under the age of 18 and anyone currently battling addiction. Well, except Charlie Sheen because hello! You don’t call Dial-a-Porn-Star and go on an epic bender with your kids in the next room!!!!!

Anyway, it’s time for you to vote for the Top Ten. Pick up to five Douchebags from the list below. The voting will be open until Friday and next week we’ll present the winners. May the Biggest Douchebag win!

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6 comments for “Douche-teria: Pick the 10 Biggest Douchebags of 2010

  1. Carrie
    December 6, 2010 at 10:43 am

    Aside from taking online polls, my favorite activity is coming up with new and inventive ways to use the word douche. You guys have really outdone yourselves! I’m impressed and a new fan!! hahahahah!!

  2. KLZ
    December 6, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    I would like to note that my vote reflects that anyone who can bully a dying 7 year old or be Mel Gibson is much more than a douche.

  3. Deb C
    December 6, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    seriously… only FIVE?! i really had to deliberate carefully because there are some extraordinary douches on that list!

  4. December 7, 2010 at 12:37 am

    i had to look up the petkov lady. yes, i live under a rock. it’s safer that way. that is atrocious. she needs to be #1. seriously-she makes all the other people look tame.

  5. Erica Snipes
    December 7, 2010 at 10:43 am

    It was hard to pick five. Perhaps there’s a uber douche category, and then just a regular douche category that we can be dealing with? Either way, all of the people on this list need to read and practice your Be Gentle post.

  6. Lee
    December 7, 2010 at 11:54 am

    What about the baby daddy “Scott” from Kardashians? He takes the cake as far as I am concerned

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