I mean it. This is not safe for work. Not safe for kids either. This is Bob Saget tearing down the last vestiges of his wholesome image singing a song called Danny Tanner Is Not Gay. He cusses. And he’s funny as hell. But he is totally not a wholesome tv dad here and you probably shouldn’t watch it if you think you might ever need to watch a rerun of Full House without going cross-eyed from the effort of not singing this out loud.