Friday Round-Up


I should actually call this  Friday Cop-Out because this isn’t even really masquerading as a real post. It’s just a wei5rd list of things that made me laugh this week.

  • Levi Johnston is planning a reality series that tracks him running for either Mayor or City Council of Wasilla in 2012. I suspect he will spend the intervening time Googling the words “mayor” and “city council” to figure out what that means. When questioned if people are going to take this seriously, Levi’s manager , a man named Tank, said “People questioned Jesus Christ, so I definitely don’t care about these mere mortals questioning Levi Johnston.” Yup. Levi = Jesus. Sometimes comedy writes itself.
  • My son has taken to scolding the cat. She committed the offense of sniffing his toy and he reprimanded her severely, saying “Don’t eat it! Use your hands! Do you understand my words?”.
  • There is going to be a book by the Kardashian sisters! SQUEEEEEE! I’m certain this will be literature on par with the collected works of Paris Hilton. I’ve already sent a note to their publisher asking for a review copy. No response yet. If being professional and respectful in requesting a copy doesn’t work, I’ll have to begin an Operation Kendra-esque campaign of terror to get my hands on a copy. One small issue: Kim Kardashian and Kendra have the same agent and I don’t think I can get away with writing to him again without risking a restraining order.
  • Speaking of Kendra, one lucky (or perhaps “lucky”) reader is about to win her book. Congratulations to Nicci at Changing the Universe (who will also be notified via email)! You have 24 hours to claim your prize.

That’s all folks. I’ve got nothing else. Unless you count the water seeping into my basement from beneath the door the bottom of the outdoor stairs because the drain is collapsed and would require jackhammers and thousands of dollars to repair. And has probably been like that since long before we bought the house and was not revealed to us by the seller and GRRRRRRR!!!! So tonight I’m headed to Home Depot for an electric pump with a side trip to Five Guys to reward me and C for making it through this crazy week. Have a great weekend everyone!

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9 comments for “Friday Round-Up

  1. D
    August 13, 2010 at 10:41 am

    Bahahaha- Levi and Jesus, really?! I can’t stop laughing!

  2. August 13, 2010 at 11:13 am

    I need to try Five Guys – we finally have them here. 🙂 I was random today too, but not nearly funny.

  3. August 13, 2010 at 11:21 am

    Did you happen to witness my 4 hours of #LeviForMayor tweeting on Tuesday?

  4. August 13, 2010 at 11:36 am

    Sidenote: In response to my quest to lose followers, someone suggested I change my avatar to a picture of a scrotum. At which point I changed the avatar to a picture of Levi Johnston until the end of the bash.

  5. EJ
    August 13, 2010 at 11:41 am

    Thanks for pulling me out from the mommy-rock I’m under…giggle if you must, but I had to Google “Kardashian”–or whatever the name is…I have / had NO clue.

  6. August 13, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    Totally LOL at Levi=Jesus. Where do they come up with these ideas?

  7. August 13, 2010 at 3:16 pm

    Ew, water in the basement
    Eww, Home Depot run, ugh.
    Yum, 5 Guys!

  8. August 13, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    Okay, just because the thought occurred to me and now I can’t get it out of my head – what if Levi Johnson *is* God. I mean, the poor, the hungry, the needy – what if God was like, well, sure, people will be nice to them, but now I really need to test them.

    I’m just saying – that’d be the funniest apocalypse scenario possible.

  9. August 13, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    They are building a 5 Guys up the street from me, the first in the area. Is it really that good?

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