I should actually call this Friday Cop-Out because this isn’t even really masquerading as a real post. It’s just a wei5rd list of things that made me laugh this week.
- Levi Johnston is planning a reality series that tracks him running for either Mayor or City Council of Wasilla in 2012. I suspect he will spend the intervening time Googling the words “mayor” and “city council” to figure out what that means. When questioned if people are going to take this seriously, Levi’s manager , a man named Tank, said “People questioned Jesus Christ, so I definitely don’t care about these mere mortals questioning Levi Johnston.” Yup. Levi = Jesus. Sometimes comedy writes itself.
- My son has taken to scolding the cat. She committed the offense of sniffing his toy and he reprimanded her severely, saying “Don’t eat it! Use your hands! Do you understand my words?”.
- There is going to be a book by the Kardashian sisters! SQUEEEEEE! I’m certain this will be literature on par with the collected works of Paris Hilton. I’ve already sent a note to their publisher asking for a review copy. No response yet. If being professional and respectful in requesting a copy doesn’t work, I’ll have to begin an Operation Kendra-esque campaign of terror to get my hands on a copy. One small issue: Kim Kardashian and Kendra have the same agent and I don’t think I can get away with writing to him again without risking a restraining order.
- Speaking of Kendra, one lucky (or perhaps “lucky”) reader is about to win her book. Congratulations to Nicci at Changing the Universe (who will also be notified via email)! You have 24 hours to claim your prize.
That’s all folks. I’ve got nothing else. Unless you count the water seeping into my basement from beneath the door the bottom of the outdoor stairs because the drain is collapsed and would require jackhammers and thousands of dollars to repair. And has probably been like that since long before we bought the house and was not revealed to us by the seller and GRRRRRRR!!!! So tonight I’m headed to Home Depot for an electric pump with a side trip to Five Guys to reward me and C for making it through this crazy week. Have a great weekend everyone!