The plumber I called to snake an outdoor drain that appears to be
blocked gently informed me that the pipe is broken and we’ll need to
dig up our basement stairs to replace it. The cost? $2000-3000!!!!!!!!
Gaaaahhhhh! Our home warranty may cover it but if they don’t, I may be
selling my blood to pay for it. Since my blood is often at least 30%
merlot, perhaps I can get Wine Spectator to sponsor an auction. My
blood-wine could be the next big thing like that fancy coffee that
monkeys eat and poop before it’s roasted.
So sorry for that HUGE repair but I gotta say, this is the funniest thing I've heard all day. :o)