This lady is a liar, liar pants on fire if she says she didn’t have surgery on her belly. Liar, liar, liar. Liar. Look at the photos at the bottom of the page showing the freakin’ ROAD MAP of stretch marks on her enormously distended belly. Those do not fade no matter how much you work out. Just ask any mom who looks at the rivets on her stomach, ass and thighs and wonders why her thighs stretched during pregnancy – oh wait, that was the Ben and Jerry’s not the baby and, if we’re being honest, the groundwork for thigh stretch marks was actually laid during finals week during her first year in grad school when she mainlined beer and Krispy Kreme donuts and…wait, what was I talking about? Oh yeah. Pyscho-Octo-Mom-O. Nutty, nut, nut, liar, liar, liar. So there.